Grow up. Graduate (again and again). Buy a car, bike, mode of transportation. Buy a house, apartment, shithole at the end of the street. Buy beer and life experiences. Have insights. Have a healthy diet; Be Fit and Have Fun. Seek romance. And remember, these are the facts of life: Attention makes me smile. Prozac makes me cry. Stereotypes are fun. Being offended hurts. Politics are for bullies. Playing guitar is sexy. Peace and love is what hippies think. Hippie is short for 'hip'. I'm not a fascist, perhaps a communist, in no way an extremist. You're not as cool as you think you are and reality is for those with no imagination.